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Side-effects

Things i have been amusing myself with, now that I wear glasses:

  • reading signs at a greater distance

  • practicing looking over the top of my glasses at someone in a questioning manner

  • covering my left (good) eye and reading a book with my right eye

  • taking my glasses off with one hand and then dramatically rubbing my eyes with the back of the same hand so as to indicate fatigue

  • resting my chin on the back of my hand holding my glasses and trying to look like I am deep in thought

  • when someone asks me a question, taking off my glasses, looking down, and rubbing the lenses with my shirt while saying "well, that's a very intersting question..."

  • judging distances with greater accuracy thanks to a more acute perception of depth


Posted on February 13, 2005 11:58 PM | | Disclaimer.

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Putting your glasses on top of your head and forgetting they're there...oh wait, that won't happen for a few years yet.

Posted by: Mom | February 16, 2005 07:10 PM

I'm sure you have a digital camera. Let's see some pictures of you performing all these.

Posted by: Roger | February 23, 2005 05:26 PM

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