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Terrible pickup lines that we came up with over brunch

  • Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because I want to take a rocket to Uranus.
  • Are you wearing shoes? Because I’d like to have sex with you.
  • Do you have a kid? Because you’d totally be a MILF.
  • <After walking up to a woman and making a show of looking at the tag on her shirt> Just what I thought: cotton-poly blend. Want to screw?

Posted on December 18, 2005 03:08 PM | | Disclaimer.

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