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January 09, 2006

Storytelling impedence mismatch

There's no accounting for taste, I suppose. Don't get me wrong--everyone is entitled to enjoy whatever kinds of TV shows and movies and such that strike their fancy, but I still reserve the right to chuckle derisively about their choices. My poor sister is saddled with an affinity for some undeniably sappy movies, for example. I don't have anything against Hugh Grant, to take one random example, but the man plays exactly the same character regardless of what movie he's in.

Then there's my father. He's a real meat-and-potatoes kind of movie fan, which is to say that he's an action-and-explosions movie fan. Again, nothing wrong with that, but it would shatter his world if he ever found out that Steven Sagal is actually three feet tall, and a woman.

Of course, sometimes my family surprises me: my father really liked Amelie, a movie with about as many explosions as a moist towel. And, to her credit, my sister really likes the movie Goonies. At least, I think she does. Well, she'd better like it.

So it's no surprise that I always saw my mother as the last bastion of artistic taste, even though she, too, likes her fair share of sappy, weepy flicks as well. At least she doesn't fall asleep if there is more than five lines of dialogue in a row. And so it was my mother who I so ernestly tried to introduce to my favorite TV show, and perhaps the finest show of all time: Futurama.

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December 21, 2005

Capote

Speaking of "lose"... I saw Capote last night with Jef and Rach. I was completely engrossed by the story. The film is quite beautifully shot, and Philip Seymour Hoffman gives an amazing performance. (I can now entirely forgive him for being involved in Patch Adams.) The ending left me thinking of this verse: "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" (Mark 8:36) I highly recommend the movie. Go see it. 

(As an aside, I discovered that Google will also help you buy movie tickets if you search for just a movie title. Dear Google: When will you be able to find my wallet and keys when I misplace them?)

December 11, 2005

"An insolent approach"

If you haven't already, do yourself a favor and go see Good Night, and Good Luck (also, the official site). George Clooney is an excellent storyteller.

Not too surprisingly, even President Truman thought that McCarthy was a dick:

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(from the Truman Presidential Library: The Cold War Turns Hot)

December 10, 2005

Movie quotes, the daily double

I'm happy to see that people were able to identify 12 out of the 15 movie quotes I posted earlier. The only quotes not identified were #11, #12, and #15. In case you're still curious, here are the answers:

  • "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them." -- L.A. Story
  • "It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" -- State and Main
  • "I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." -- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

If you haven't seen any of those movies yet, I highly recommend them. They were written by Steve Martin, David Mamet, and Tom Stoppard, respectively.

December 08, 2005

"Ocean's Eleven" and "Cash Eye"

In the episode "Cash Eye" from the second season of Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, there's a sequence that I think is a clear homage to Steven Soderbergh's 2001 remake of "Ocean's Eleven." The scenes may be in a different order in "Cash Eye," but I think the similarities are too numerous to be coincidental--the composition of the shots, and in many cases, even the mise en scene.

Here's a comparison between the two.

December 05, 2005

American Film Institute's top 100 movie quotes

As a nice (and coincidental) follow-up to my entry about movie quotes, here's the AFI'S 100 Years...100 Movie Quotes: America's Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases. Sadly, none of my favorite quotes made the list. Obviously the AFI is comprised solely of curmudgeonly cinema aesthetes who lack sufficient appreciation for more modern films.

Ah, well. (Thanks to Division of Labour for the link.)

December 02, 2005

Movie quotes for $800, Alex.

Some movies I like, after one level of indirection. Use IMDb if you must, but that's the easy way out 1.

  1. Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
  2. Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here!
  3. Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
  4. Remind me to make you an honorary blind person.
  5. Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
  6. Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.
  7. No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.
  8. I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.
  9. Communism was just a red herring.
  10. Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
  11. There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
  12. It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?
  13. Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
  14. Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
  15. I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

1 Yes, I used IMDb but I wanted to make sure I got all the quotes right word-for-word. What are you going to do about it?

[Update, 4 Dec: I've struck out the quotes that have been correctly identified in the comments. Keep up the good work!]

[Update, 5 Dec: Only 3 left! They're the tricky ones, too.]

[Update, 10 Dec: Remaining answers are posted.]

September 29, 2005

Shining

This is bloody brilliant:

A post-production house organized a competition where assistant editors ‘re-cut’ trailers for famous movies to try and make them seem like different movies . . . . this is the one that won: Shining (Quicktime file)

[via Defective Yeti]

 

April 09, 2005

I am not moving from this couch

Since I gave a list of some music I've listened to while sick, I suppose I should list some of the movies I've watched as well. Some of these I've seen before and others are new to me.

  • Rushmore
  • Amélie
  • Il Postino
  • L.A. Story
  • Harold and Maude
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • The Incredibles
  • Some Like it Hot

I'm not going to offer any commentary for any of these, except to say that they are all good movies and you watch them eventually. Except for Amélie--if you haven't seen Amélie, stop whatever the hell you're doing right now YES RIGHT NOW and go beg, borrow, steal, or digitally pirate (or, well, purchase leagally) a copy of this movie and watch it. Now! Go! (Yes, I realize I'm quite late to the party on this.)

As an aside, I've seen a few movies lately in languages other than English, necessitating my use of subtitles. Occasionally I've found myself getting distracted from the movie, only to realize a minute or so later that I've been listening but not watching the movie, and the movie is in a language I don't understand, and now I have no idea what is going on, and yet this surprises me because forgot that I was using the subtitles to figure out what was going on. Does this happen to anyone else? Probably not.