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December 29, 2005

How to order wine without looking like an asshole

"[S]ince most people are dopes when it comes to ordering wine, I’ve assembled a list of tips to help you not look like a putz."

The economics of napping

So how does America contend with the napping question? [via]

Rewarding Economic Inefficiency: Kyoto at Work

It is one of the paradoxes of the Kyoto Protocol that companies...are expected to earn hundreds of millions of dollars through trading their rights to release carbon dioxide into the air. [via]

Pentagon fails to ban slavery by defense contractors

Notwithstanding the president's statement and the congressional edict, the Defense Department has yet to adopt a policy to bar human trafficking. [via]

How bad was Katrina?

Advisen Ltd. estimated insurance losses related to the three major hurricanes that hit the US this year would amount to $57.6 billion. [via]

December 28, 2005

Bits of Wisdom

“Don’t get too wrapped up in dogma. Who knows? When we get to heaven there might be a Big Buddha laughing at us while we’re all running around going ‘Oh shit……!’” - a Catholic bishop

Top Ten Myths about Iraq in 2005

"Iraq has unfortunately become a football in the rough and ready, two-party American political arena, generating large numbers of sound bites and so much spin you could clothe all of China in the resulting threads." [via]

Spy Agency Mined Vast Data Trove, Officials Report

"The volume of information harvested from telecommunication data and voice networks, without court-approved warrants, is much larger than the White House has acknowledged..." [via; see also]

"...As part of the program approved by President Bush for domestic surveillance without warrants, the N.S.A. has gained the cooperation of American telecommunications companies to obtain backdoor access to streams of domestic and international communications, the officials said. The government's collection and analysis of phone and Internet traffic have raised questions among some law enforcement and judicial officials familiar with the program. One issue of concern to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, which has reviewed some separate warrant applications growing out of the N.S.A.'s surveillance program, is whether the court has legal authority over calls outside the United States that happen to pass through American-based telephonic "switches," according to officials familiar with the matter..."

Top 12 media myths and falsehoods

on the Bush administration's spying scandal

December 22, 2005

Uncivil Liberties

Why won't the Bush administration obey the law?

"...Does the Bush administration refuse to honor its legislative and constitutional bargains with Congress, the courts, and the American people because it believes we are all just getting in its way? Or does it sidestep us because it believes that all these trappings of a democracy—the courts and the laws and public accountability are broken and unfixable? The first possibility is grandiose and depressing. The latter is absolutely breathtaking."

Specter Wants Surveillance Hearings

Senate Judiciary Chairman Arlen Specter said Wednesday he remains skeptical about a government surveillance program [via]

The Security Threat of Unchecked Presidential Power

"This isn't about the spying... This is about the Fourth Amendment protections against illegal search. This is about circumventing a teeny tiny check by the judicial branch, placed there by the legislative branch, placed there 27 years ago -- on the last occasion that the executive branch abused its power so broadly."

"...The result is that the president's wartime powers, with its armies, battles, victories, and congressional declarations, now extend to the rhetorical 'War on Terror': a war with no fronts, no boundaries, no opposing army, and -- most ominously -- no knowable 'victory.' Investigations, arrests and trials are not tools of war. But according to the Yoo memo, the president can define war however he chooses, and remain 'at war' for as long as he chooses. This is indefinite dictatorial power. And I don't use that term lightly; the very definition of a dictatorship is a system that puts a ruler above the law. In the weeks after 9/11, while America and the world were grieving, Bush built a legal rationale for a dictatorship. Then he immediately started using it to avoid the law..." (emphasis mine)

Is Creationism Destructible?

Where to go from Dover.

"In his 139-page ruling on the Dover, Pa., 'intelligent design' case, federal district Judge John E. Jones sets out to kill ID's scientific pretensions once and for all. 'After a six-week trial that spanned twenty-one days and included countless hours of detailed expert witness presentations, the Court is confident that no other tribunal in the United States is in a better position than are we to traipse into this controversial area,' he writes. Jones proceeds to tear ID limb from limb 'in the hope that it may prevent the obvious waste of judicial and other resources which would be occasioned by a subsequent trial' on the same question. Scientifically, Jones settles the issue. Culturally, he fails. And until we learn the difference, the fight over creationism in schools and courts will go on..."

Matt Groening has faith in the relaunch of Futurama

All I have to say about this is: HELL YES! [via]

"...Their biggest obstacle was being taken seriously, Groening says. 'We had this show that looked goofy, with robots and aliens, but was actually very sophisticated. Having people overcome the hurdle of taking us seriously was something we didn't anticipate. Interestingly, it was my original worry on The Simpsons, where I felt for sure kids would watch, but I didn't know if adults would give it a chance. What I love about the reaction to Futurama these days is that people who did give it a chance and fell in love with it are still ardent fans.'"

The Real Reason Children Love Fantasy

Kids aren't escapists, they're little scientists.

"...The link between the scientific and the fantastic also explains why children's fantasy demands the strictest logic, consistency, and attention to detail. A fantasy without that logic is just a mess. The effectiveness of the great children's books comes from the combination of wildly imaginative premises and strictly consistent and logical conclusions from those premises. It is no wonder that the greatest children's fantasists—Carroll, Lewis, Tolkien—had day jobs in the driest reaches of logic and philology..."

Churches Save, Restaurants Kill

Why People Who Live Close to Restaurants Are More Likely To Have an Accident and Pay More for Auto Insurance [via]

"If you live within a mile of a church, you’re far less likely to have a car accident than drivers who live more than a mile from a church. But if you live within one mile of a restaurant, you face a significantly greater risk of an accident than most other drivers. Those are among the key findings of a study released today by a leading predictive analytics company—Quality Planning Corporation—a firm that helps insurance companies price insurance more accurately and fairly. Quality Planning Corporation (QPC) examined the relationship between where a vehicle owner lives and the likelihood that he will be involved in an auto accident, and concluded that the riskiest place to live is within one mile of a restaurant. In fact, if the owner of an automobile lives with one mile of an eating establishment, he is 30 percent more likely to crash his car than if he lived more than one mile from the restaurant..."

December 21, 2005

Legal Analysis of the NSA Domestic Surveillance Program

"Was the program legal? Was it constitutional? Did it violate federal statutory law? It turns out these are hard questions..." [see also]

"..but I wanted to try my best to answer them. My answer is pretty tentative, but here it goes: Although it hinges somewhat on technical details we don't know, it seems that the program was probably constitutional but probably violated the federal law known as the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. My answer is extra-cautious for two reasons. First, there is some wiggle room in FISA, depending on technical details we don't know of how the surveillance was done. Second, there is at least a colorable argument — if, I think in the end, an unpersuasive one — that the surveillance was authorized by the Authorization to Use Miltary Force as construed in the Hamdi opinion. This is a really long post, so let me tell you where I'm going. I'm going to start with the Fourth Amendment; then turn to FISA; next look to the Authorization to Use Military Force; and conclude by looking at claim that the surveillance was justified by the inherent authority of Article II. And before I start, let me be clear that nothing in this post is intended to express or reflect a normative take of whether the surveillance program is a good idea or a bad idea. In other words, I'm just trying to answer what the law is, not say what the law should be. If you think my analysis is wrong, please let me know in the comment section; I'd be delighted to post a correction..."

Everything You Know About Sex Is Wrong

Hear contributors to the book read short portions of their essays (mp3). [via]

The Low Value of Teacher Ed Programs

"We ask whether teachers who enter [teaching] through new routes, with reduced coursework prior to teaching, are more or less effective at improving student achievement..." [via]

Bush, under duress, accepts a torture ban

Arm-twisted into doing the decent thing

Cute Overload

Visiting it is like taking a happy pill. [via]

Microsoft Readies New 'Buglight' Security Aid

Microsoft is readying a new tool that will find code bugs that impact compatibility for non-admin users. [via]

Leon County, FL Dumps Diebold Voting Machines

Finnish security expert Harri Hursti demonstrated how easy it is to hack the vote [via; see also]

Lifehack Your Books

Dogear, Writing In Books, and Apologizing to Librarians [via]

Bait and Snitch

The high cost of snitching for law enforcement. [via]

Brian Snow on Security

When will we be secure? Nobody knows for sure (pdf) [via]

"...but it cannot happen before commercial security products and services possess not only enough functionality to satisfy customers’ stated needs, but also sufficient assurance of quality, reliability, safety, and appropriateness for use. Such assurances are lacking in most of today’s commercial security products and services. I discuss paths to better assurance in Operating Systems, Applications, and Hardware through better development environments, requirements definition, systems engineering, quality certification, and legal/regulatory constraints."

Court to hear Texas redistricting cases

The Supreme Court...in a surprise order -- agreed to rule on the validity of Texas' 2003 congressional redistricting plan

December 11, 2005

Drivers DO react to higher gas prices

Drivers do decrease miles driven in reaction to higher gas prices--just not by much.

December 10, 2005

Vivendi grants "fan license" to unofficial King's Quest sequel

"Vivendi Universal Games...granted a fan license to Phoenix Online Studios to continue work on the KQIX project...As a result, 'King's Quest IX: Every Cloak Has A Silver Lining' will now adopt a new name: 'The Silver Lining'. We chose such a name because in many ways it represents the spirit that has always represented our project." [via]

Sell Knight Ridder to the CIA

Or, how spooks are like (and unlike) reporters.

"...For instance, had President George W. Bush read the Knight Ridder Washington bureau's reporting on Iraq's alleged weapons of mass destruction rather than listened to Director of Central Intelligence George 'Slam Dunk' Tenet's briefings on the subject, the United States might have been spared a war. To be sure, Knight Ridder relied extensively on confidential sources with access to classified information. But as the New York Review of Books' Michael Massing writes, the KR guys were able to piece together a more accurate picture of Iraq's capabilities based on public information and interviews with midlevel and career sources than all the president's men, who drew on testimonials from administration stars, political appointees, and the intelligence establishment."

Lowry repeated misleading Wal-Mart health care defense

National Review editor Rich Lowry repeated the misleading claim that "only about 5 percent of Wal-Mart employees are on Medicaid, the same proportion as other retailers."

December 09, 2005

Limbaugh repeated false claim that McCain "admitted that torture worked on him"

Rush Limbaugh twice falsely claimed that Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) had “admitted that torture worked on him” during his five years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam.

The Price of Motherhood

Ready to have a baby? You'll earn 10 percent more if you wait a year.

"...So, if you have your first child at 24 instead of 25, you're giving up 10 percent of your lifetime earnings. The wage hit comes in two pieces. There's an immediate drop, followed by a slower rate of growth—right up to the day you retire. So, a 34-year-old woman with a 10-year-old child will (again on average) get smaller percentage raises on a smaller base salary than an otherwise identical woman with a 9-year-old."

The new face of Salon.com

Editor wants Salon to be "a mass-reader site, not a cult" [via]

"I'm not sure the world needs another Nation," says Salon editor-in-chief Joan Walsh. "I'm not going to hire Bill Kristol -- but we will write about a much broader range of topics than were looking at during the end of the Kerry-Bush race."

Harold Pinter on the United States

In his video-taped Nobel acceptance speech, Harold Pinter excoriated a 'brutal, scornful and ruthless' United States. This is the full text of his address [via]

"...It never happened. Nothing ever happened. Even while it was happening it wasn't happening. It didn't matter. It was of no interest. The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised a quite clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It's a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis."

December 08, 2005

The Daily Show's Stewart responds to O'Reilly's misleading attack

Host Jon Stewart took Bill O'Reilly to task for his misleading use of a year-old Daily Show clip (noted December 6 by Media Matters for America) to demonstrate what O'Reilly claims to be an ongoing "war on Christmas."

"STEWART: You shorten it to 'Happy Holidays.' [laughter] Not everybody who says that is anti-Christian, but for those of you who don't feel like you want to be idiots walking around starting on November 27 saying 'Merry Christmas' to people, knock yourself out. You know what, it's OK. If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality, and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium."

Free Stooges

NPR's On the Media covers the world of the fake news interview, the leading example of which in the United States is The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. [via]

What Did He Say?

A Cockney gangster film becomes a DVD phenomenon.

"But no recent film has so outperformed its theatrical box office as Layer Cake. No other film has even come close. The $20 million in American DVD rentals that the film earned is about nine times its theatrical box office in this country. What happened?"

Socially Optimal Pollution Levels

"I tell them 'If you learn one thing in this class, learn that zero pollution is not an option.'"

"...And finally, here's an answer that received full credit: 'From an economic persepctive the socially optimal level of pollution occurs when the marginal benefit of the last unit of pollution exactly equals the marginal cost of pollution. At this level the net benefits to society are maximized. If all of the externalities of pollution are accounted for, the resulting level of pollution will be optimal.'"

Senator works to stop Patriot Act reauthorization

From Sen. Feingold (D-WI): "I will do everything I can, including a filibuster, to stop this Patriot Act conference report, which does not include adequate safeguards to protect our constitutional freedoms."

Elegant Cropper utility for capturing screen shots

Cropper is a screen capture utility written in C# on the Microsoft .Net platform. It makes it fast and easy to grab parts of your screen. [via]

December 07, 2005

Lip-Service Journalism

If protecting sources is paramount, why don't more reporters go to jail?

An economist trying to do some good

Preston McAfee is on a mission. He wants academic output to be cheap. And he is trying to do something about it. For starters, he's written an open-source economics textbook. [see also]

Beyond Spin

The propaganda presidency of George W. Bush.

"...George W. Bush arrived in Washington [and] promised he would never parse, shade, or play nice with the truth the way that Clinton had. But if Bush has shunned spinning, it has been in favor of something far more insidious. If the Clintonites were inveterate spinners, the Bushies have proved themselves to be thoroughgoing propagandists."

US man shot dead on Florida plane

An airline passenger is shot dead by a US air marshal in Miami after claiming he was carrying a bomb, officials say.

GAO: Only 9% of Internet Domain Registrants Lie

Read the report (PDF): Prevalence of False Contact Information for Registered Domain Names [via]

How the Border Changed Us

In Arizona's Border Country, "Trashed" Has Many Meanings

Fox News aggressively promoted idea of Christmas "war"

"Fox News' claims about a "war" on Christmas have escalated. From November 28 to December 2, Fox News carried 58 segments about the so-called "war" on Christmas, more than four times as many as appeared on CNN or MSNBC."

Coke to launch coffee-infused Coke Blak

One word: ewwww. [via]

Snake-Oil Research in "Nature"

"Snake-oil isn't only in commercial products. Here's a piece of research published in Nature that's just full of it."

The death penalty and the mercy option

"The Supreme Court set out on Wednesday in search of a simple constitutional formula for assuring that jurors in death penalty cases have the option of simply turning away from such a sentence as an act of mercy."

Humanity's greatest inventions, according to 7th graders

"We all know that IPODS have a great deal of greatness."

Election 2008

Polling data including presidential trial heats and candidate ratings [see also]

December 06, 2005

Bush's Tookie

Remembering Bush's worst public moment.

"...Here is what Carlson wrote (as quoted in National Review, another source hardly known to be hostile toward Republicans): In the week before [Karla Faye Tucker's] execution, Bush says, Bianca Jagger and a number of other protesters came to Austin to demand clemency for Tucker. 'Did you meet with any of them?' I ask. Bush whips around and stares at me. 'No, I didn't meet with any of them,' he snaps, as though I've just asked the dumbest, most offensive question ever posed. 'I didn't meet with Larry King either when he came down for it. I watched his interview with [Tucker], though. He asked her real difficult questions, like 'What would you say to Governor Bush?'' 'What was her answer?' I wonder. 'Please,' Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, 'don't kill me.'"

The Medical Tourist

How my shoulder sent me to China.

"...Last year, the medical-tourism business grossed around $40 billion, and the numbers are getting bigger every day. A recent McKinsey study predicts that medical tourism in India, worth $333 million last year, will bring in $2.3 billion by 2012. Compare price tags and you'll understand why. A bone-marrow transplant costs $2.5 million in the United States. Doctors in India can do it for $26,000."

Student ethnographies of World of Warcraft

"These students used a combination of quantitative and qualitative research methods to explore sociological issues associated with massively multiplayer virtual worlds." [via]

CIA Secret Prisons Shut Down Following Media Attention

"...CIA officers...say the United States scrambled to get all the suspects off European soil before Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice arrived there today ...11 top al Qaeda suspects have now been moved to a new CIA facility in the North African desert." [via]

December 05, 2005

Treating Machines Like People

"When applying traditional legal doctrines to computers, when should courts model computers as people?"

State Gas Taxes & Regional Development

Energy conservation, economic growth, and quality of life through increased fuel taxes.

Debugging Microsoft.com

Chris and Jeff debug one of the largest Web sites in the world: microsoft.com...We have an interesting conversation about how they do it all. [via]

Intelligent Design Might Be Meeting Its Maker

"...intelligent design as a field of inquiry is failing to gain the traction its supporters had hoped for." [via]

"...On college campuses, the movement's theorists are academic pariahs, publicly denounced by their own colleagues. Design proponents have published few papers in peer-reviewed scientific journals. The Templeton Foundation, a major supporter of projects seeking to reconcile science and religion, says that after providing a few grants for conferences and courses to debate intelligent design, they asked proponents to submit proposals for actual research. 'They never came in,' said Charles L. Harper Jr., senior vice president at the Templeton Foundation, who said that while he was skeptical from the beginning, other foundation officials were initially intrigued and later grew disillusioned. 'From the point of view of rigor and intellectual seriousness, the intelligent design people don't come out very well in our world of scientific review,' he said."

US 'is failing to protect itself'

The US is still vulnerable to terror attacks, say former members of the 11 September commission.

Cloud Game

A free and beautiful-looking PC game, reminiscent of Katamari Damacy [via]

December 04, 2005

Look to the real, not nominal price of gold

"[Articles] misleadingly suggest that $500 today is a price as high in some relevant way as $500 in 1987. It isn’t."

December 03, 2005

Paperworks

Peter Callesen does amazing things with paper. [see also]

More MSR goodness

VirtualWiFi, Treemapper, paper on document similarity, and Outlook Mobile Manager.

Report Accuses EPA of Slanting Analysis

Researchers Say Agency Fixed Pollution Study to Favor Bush's 'Clear Skies' [via]

December 02, 2005

Too Many E-Mails? SNARF Them Up!

Developed by Microsoft Research, SNARF is a free tool for Outlook that helps people deal with large amounts of email. Pretty sweet! [via]

Pardon Our Dust

Hilarious Gap commercial directed by Spike Jonze.

How to be a psychic

Darren Brown demonstrates his own psychic illusions, and explains how similar techniques are used in politics to manipulate people. [all videos; via]

Airline Security a Waste of Cash

"...The program has been a complete failure, resulting in exactly zero terrorists caught. And even worse, thousands (or more) have been denied the ability to fly, even though they've done nothing wrong." [via; see also]

"...I know quite a lot about this. I was a member of the government's Secure Flight Working Group on Privacy and Security. We looked at the TSA's program for matching airplane passengers with the terrorist watch list, and found a complete mess: poorly defined goals, incoherent design criteria, no clear system architecture, inadequate testing. (Our report was on the TSA website, but has recently been removed -- "refreshed" is the word the organization used -- and replaced with an "executive summary" (.doc) that contains none of the report's findings. The TSA did retain two (.doc) rebuttals (.doc), which read like products of the same outline and dismiss our findings by saying that we didn't have access to the requisite information.) Our conclusions match those in two (.pdf) reports (.pdf) by the Government Accountability Office and one (.pdf) by the DHS inspector general."

Have Peak Oil Web Sites Peaked?

As oil prices have fallen is the 'Oil Drum' really less interesting than it used to be? The market seems to be saying 'yes'.

December 01, 2005

Security Flaw Allows Wiretaps to Be Evaded

"The technology used for decades by law enforcement agents to wiretap telephones has a security flaw that allows the person being wiretapped to stop the recorder remotely." [via]

Reducing deforestation with economic incentives

"Deforestation contributes almost as much to climate change as does US fossil fuel use...Curbing deforestation reduces CO2 emissions just as surely as replacing coal by nuclear or renewable energy." [via]

Scratchless CD blanks

They're made with small raised bumps around their perimiters, reducing the likelihood of scratches that render discs unreadable. [see also]

The beginning of the end for online poker

"What is crucial for the boom to continue is that these fish think there's no cheating...Which is where the poker programs --or poker bots - came in." [via]

Why are rental cars American cars?

"Why don't rental car companies use the superior Japanese product? Our group came up with a few hypotheses..."